Day three of my challenge. It's been a struggle; self-discipline is not my thing.
These are 15 foods that should NEVER have been taken off the market.
1. Rainbow Bread
A lot of people don't remember this - I don't even remember it that well because I was so young when it was on the market, but I definitely remember that it was the coolest. I definitely ate a lot of sandwiches in the 90s.
2. Vanilla Coke
You can still get Vanilla Coke in some places in Canada, but for us in Newfoundland, we have to wait until Freak Lunchbox orders in a palette or two every so often. Then we have to decide if we want it bad enough to pay $24 a case...
3. Cappucino Gum
I may be a weirdo for having liked this. I mean the point in chewing gum is to get rid of coffee breath. But dayum did I love this gum.
4. 3D Doritos
I don't know what it was about these, but everyone loved them. Popping one of these hollow friggers into your mouth was the most satisfying thing ever. Somehow the 3D version of these chips tasted better than the 2D versions of the same flavour.
They were like push pops made of sherbet! The wrapper was so flimsy and the ice cream would melt all over you. But, they were sherbet push pops!
6. Crispy M&Ms
Why did they even take these off the market? They were DELICIOUS! They have M&Ms with peanut butter and jelly in the middle but they discontinued the ones with wafer centres?!
7. Snapple Element drinks
I felt so cool holding one of these. I mean, check out the names of the flavors: earth, sun, fire - so cool, right?! They were so huge! And so fruity. And refreshing.
Honestly, these beverages were pretty gross. The flavours weren't very good, and I always felt like I was drinking boogers. But damn if they weren't the coolest looking drinks.
9. Spice Girls Gum
They came with Spice Girls tattoos! And they were only 25¢ each. And while we're at it, Spice Girls lollipops also kicked ass. They had the Spice Girls' faces on them!
My very first cellular device. And it was delicious.
11. McDonald's Pizza
This stuff kicked ass. They discontinued it because it took 11 minutes to make and customers complained too much about the long wait times. Bitches ruined it for everyone.
12. Sprite Remix
It was like minty sprite, but it was cool. Remixes are cool.
13. Kool Aid Bursts
These wax bottles only held two or three mouthfuls of juice, but the fun came with biting the tops off!
14. Clear Gatorade/Powerade
They just looked so cool. It was like "man, you drinking water from a gatorade bottle?" Then you'd be all "nah shawty, it's fierce grape."
15. Coca Cola Blāk
In theory, coffee-flavoured coke is gross. And, in reality it was kinda gross. Except, I really loved it. But, I also loved cappucino gum so...